So I have this iPad thingie ...

... but only a badly rendered app for the STL Post-Dispatch.  Nothing else local, except weather via national services, no local TV and no local radio.

Well, that sucks.  I cruise through other cities and see multiple media contact areas, lots to watch and lots to listen to, to entrance my local heart of hearts, but none for my home town.  Nobody in St. Louis has any iPad-accessible videos or podcasts?

Not even the seriously tragically-hipster Riverfront Times?  No cool apps?  Just how cool can you be?

I'm retired, out of the content creation business that I helped invent and into my dotage, so I depend on you young'n's to make me laugh and learn and you disappoint me.

The hell's the matter with you?

I can use Safari to look at websites, but that's not why I bought the $600 iPad.

Impress me.