Midget Wresters and Hookers ...

From The Sun:

I just don't know how to deal with this.

TWO midget wrestlers died after a drink-fuelled night with hookers.

The pair were found in a hotel room on Monday in Mexico City, not far from the famous Arena Mexico wrestling venue.

They were identified as brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jiménez, who were known in the ring as La Parkita and Espectrito Jr.

Reports say the wrestlers, both aged 35, picked up two prostitutes and took them to a hotel room but, hours later, the women left alone.

When a hotel worker went to clean the room they discovered the bodies of the wrestlers laying in the beds.

Autopsies are being carried out but investigators believe the grapplers overdosed after taking a dose of eye drops combined with alcohol.

In Mexico, it is a common crime for gangs of prostitutes to rob their clients after they pass out from ingesting tainted drinks.

Authorities revealed the brothers did not have any trace of physical violence and that their belongings were missing from the scene.

The prostitutes have since been taken in by police for questioning.

Midgets and hookers, eyedrops and booze.

I guess the mystery is how many eyedrops in how much booze does it take to kill a midget wrestler.

Blame it on Bush. Then watch it on CSI: Little People.