... a lotta years ago brought this to mind:
I was working with KIX104 and Dan was doing the celebrity sports guy thing, we were working a stage in a STLCounty bar in an Ugly Bartender charity fundraiser...
Dan called out TV reporter Herb Humphries as a supporter of our effort and said that if Herb was a few inches shorter he'd be a ball (you remember how Herb was built, right?). I thought that was enormously funny. It also seems to apply to NJ Governor Chris Christie. Here's a photo of the current Mr. President with the NJ Governor...