In case you haven't noticed ...

... I've added a service at the right that scrolls Charlie Sheen's five latest Twitter entries.

Solid Gold entertainment!  Charlie does go on and provides a certain amount of comic relief in a world where national economies are failing every day and staunch ally Japan is going through the worst series ever of natural and technical tragedies in history.

I've concluded that Sheen is either completely and utterly whacked out on drugs and has wound up in last place as a marketing genius or that he is completely and utterly whacked out on drugs and as a result has lapped all other whacked-out marketers and wound up in first place.

I expect to see hundreds, if not thousands, of his branded t-shirts on under-40 somethings this  Spring.

WINNING!