CBS couldn't have possibly made a mistake like this ...

Surely Secret Squirrel has been eating magic mushrooms along with his nuts ...

Panic at CBS as Fresh keeps on going down every week. Even cash giveaways don't help. And to make matters worse, the changes at Y98 aren't showing any ratings movement or client interest. Sales is like the square in Egypt, people stressed beyond belief and being made to say whatever it takes to close. Not at all happy at KMOX either, but they have the Cards to talk about and that helps cover up the plunge in afternoon and night numbers.