Okay, I admit I busted my butt ...

Thursday morning, early, walking downstairs to close up shop and then back up to bed, I missed a step and wound up flying into the air and landing on my back.  I got lucky...

I didn't hit my head and I didn't hit my spine or my hip.  I did hit (and you'll have to imagine Forrest Gump saying this) my right butt-ock.  And I hit it plenty hard, giving myself a deep muscle bruise in my upper right gluteous maximus.  Which is to say I busted my butt, and for the last few days I've felt like I've had a 16" softball of bruised swelling lodged under my skin in a most inconvenient place.

I'm just now getting to where I can sit up in a chair and get into a position where I can sleep comfortably.

Talk about a pain in the ass...