Old guys re-lyricing ...

Bobby Darin: Splish-splash, I Was Havin' a Flash!

Herman's Hermits: Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker!

Ringo Starr: I Get By With a Little Help From Depends!

Bee Gees: How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack: The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash: I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon: Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

Procul Harum: A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer: You Make Me Feel like Nappin'!

The Temptations: Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba: Denture Queen.

Helen Reddy: I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore: It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To.

Willie Nelson: On The Commode Again!