Thursday, August 5, 2010

Bastards only sent me a dollar bill ...

About a month ago, Arbitron sent me the letter that you see here.  I've been waiting forty years to hear from them.

I decided against getting involved.  But, oh my God, think of the havoc I could have wrought with my own little PPM and a radio or five scattered throughout my house if I had identified myself as a 25-34 year-old African American, and asked for PPM's for my four imaginary kids and my imaginary 35+ year old wife.

Hoo-ahh! They would never know!  Not a chance!  And all the info would be blended into their results.  I laugh!

And you think that no one has ever done this kind of counterfeit reporting before?  Right.

I spent the dollar on a Filet-O-Fish sandwich at McDonalds.  I think I got the better part of the deal.

Click on the image to see the letter larger.

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