Looks like an electrical power thingie (that's a technical term) on the STLMedia Main Computer died an agonizing death, for no particular reason, sometime on Sunday morning.
It's headed for the St. Puter Memorial Hospital Monday morning with my sincerest hopes and prayers that my gazillion-dollar RAID array is unaffected.
Work continues here on laptop and netbook.
Quick! Buy something from any of the Amazon links here to help pay for the repairs!