From the Richmond Times-Dispatch:
The Richmond Spiders beat the SLU Billikens 62-36 on Saturday night.
Then God dumped a foot of snow on Richmond, crippling the region, shutting air and road transportation.
It was a just and fitting punishment for messing with our Jesuits.
What kind of name for a sports team is Spiders, anyway?
I mean, Billikens I can understand.